How the fuck do you stop loving someone
Thursday Nov 11 @ 06:37pm with 43 notes
Saturday Oct 10 @ 08:03pm with 48,231 notes“ Come on, Eileen
I swear (well, he means)
At this moment you mean everything
With you in that dress
My thoughts, I confess, verge on dirty
Ah, come on, Eileen “
Saturday Oct 10 @ 07:06pm with 3,523 notesDon’t forget the reassessment within 1 hour and put in a consult with engineering to verify placement. Also, did you get consent?
You put the date on that consent but NOT THE TIME, and now Medicare won’t pay for it.
😂 Oh God, it’s only funny because I’m off today.
You didn’t do it in the right pen. Oh and you need to include your name, signature, initials, job title and bleep number along with a drop of your blood
We really need to verify this for reimbursement, just dribble a little of your immortal soul in that box right by your name.
OMG IT’S THE WRONG WATTAGE. You must complete an incident before you leave three hours late for work today.
HOW DID I NOT CHECK THE WATTAGE.
(bangs head against wall and eats a sleeve of Oreos)
Wait….our policy calls for this wattage but it’s not The wattage the DOH recommended last time they inspected. There is no right answer.
(hospital admins remove all light bulbs from the hospital immediately)
(each patient room is equipped with 1 flashlight)
(we are given batteries for the flashlights that are the wrong size)
I love nurses.
There are now 5 new online education modules must complete BEFORE allowing patients access to handheld lighting devices regarding use, maintenance, proper disinfection and disposal. The policy went live 6 minutes ago and the education will be available in one week.
This is so accurate it’s increased my fall risk due to laughing so hard. 😂
Now the lightbulb needs to complete a survey about its experience being changed. Will only get paid if the light bulb was “always” satisfied with the bulb exchange process.
Guys…we’re screwed.
Saturday Oct 10 @ 07:05pm with 123,051 notesi feel like this needs to be said: you literally can’t ask or expect anyone to drop everything for you and operate under your terms at all times. you can’t expect people to always be there for you and always choose you in any given ultimatum. sacrifice cannot be expected or asked for, it has to be freely given. and just because someone loves you, that doesn’t mean everything they do will be done with you in mind. if you have a problem with that, then you are the problem.
Fuck this post-grad wwaaaaahhhhh
Friday Oct 10 @ 10:45pm with 210,421 notesthere’s a difference between making love and fucking and if you’re lucky you get to do both with the same person